" i’m not rude, i’m honest "
|Q:||How many Bran Starks does it take to change a lightbulb?|
|A:||None. Jojen Reed changes the bulb while the boys exchange sidelong glances, leaving viewers at home wondering if they're supposed to start shipping two teenage boys.|
"I can offer you my life, but it is a short life; I can offer you my heart, though I have no idea how many more beats it shall sustain."
the most unrealistic thing about young adult novels is that none of the teenagers swear